File 029354
Joke About Presidential Identity Verification (File 029354)
A humorous anecdote posted on social media comparing how famous athletes and the President might prove their identity, featuring a comedic exchange between Obama and a cashier.
Summary
This document contains a social media post sharing a joke about identity verification. The joke contrasts how golfer Tiger Woods and tennis player Andre Agassi proved their identities through their respective sports skills (a golf shot and tennis shot into a coffee cup) at what appears to be a bank or similar institution. The punchline involves President Obama being unable to think of anything unique he can do to prove his identity, and the cashier responding by asking about bill denominations, suggesting Obama's answer was essentially admitting he has no distinguishing characteristics.
•••oo AT&T LIE 3:18 PMTimeline PhotosI 'ger Woods he pulled out his pumade a beautiful shot across the bankinto a coffee cup. With that shot weknew him to be Tiger Woods and cashedhis check.""Another time, Andre Agassi came intothe same place without ID. He pulled outhis tennis racquet and made a fabulousshot where as the tennis ball landed in acoffee cup. With that shot we cashed hischeck.So, Mr. President, what can you do toprove that it is you, and only you, as thePresident of the United States?"Obama:Obama stands there thinking, andthinking, and finally says, "Honestly, mymind is a total blank.. .there is nothingthat comes to my mind. I can't think of asingle thing. I have absolutely no ideawhat to do and I don't have a clue."Cashier:Will that be large or small bills, Mr.President?_____________LIAL.O.E_O.CL13_News Feed Requests Messages Notifications More